mechanikalspielzeug:

dudehamburgersaresoawesome:

mechanikalspielzeug:

((Muuuurh. When the only interaction you have at the moment is a pervy anon that is really bothering your muse;;))

Sounds more interesting than me. Everyone I talk to is either asleep or doesn’t follow so Demon!America is stuck just floating around like a derp-a-durr. ovo ))

((Hhhnrrm. Well. He did shoot Gil with that crystal thingy. Wanna do something with that or?))

That was a sort of tracking device. Plus… he can’t be seen because he gave Britannia back his body, so he really is stuck cause he can’t take physical form in the mortal world without a vessel. \(;A;)/ ))

mechanikalspielzeug:

((Muuuurh. When the only interaction you have at the moment is a pervy anon that is really bothering your muse;;))

Sounds more interesting than me. Everyone I talk to is either asleep or doesn’t follow so Demon!America is stuck just floating around like a derp-a-durr. ovo ))

dudehamburgersaresoawesome replied to your post: ((YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY WHO IS THAT ANON I DIDN’T… It isn’t me. Wish it was, but the times I try to do that to people, it never gets an excited response. x_x ))

mechanikalspielzeug:

((Ffffffff xD Well, Gil was in heat technically somehow for two days before this and hasn’t ever really gotten laid since reestablishing this account, so;;))

Geeze, sounds like Ivan’s failing on the job. ))

This isn’t so bad.

youth-joy-and-freedom:

*is now waist deep in the ocean*

*slowly lowers self to shoulders*

This is okay. I’m alright. I can do this. Peter Pan can swim and so can I. I know how to swim.

*cautiously dog paddles a foot or two*

- Though the child probably couldn’t see ghosts or visions, the transparent form of the demon hovered above the water only an arm’s length away. Without a body, he wouldn’t be physically seen except by those who were skilled in conversing with the spirit world. However he was still able to move things, so if he saw that the kid was about to sink, he could easily cause the air to lift him back up and above the water. He considered for a moment suspending him so that his feet were just on the surface, zipping around as if on skis, but he figured that might traumatize the guy too much since he couldn’t see the demon next to him.

He sighed. Not having a body to link him to the mortal realm was difficult… not that he used to care because he was never attached to it, but… that was because he’d never met someone quite like the boy before. Or his father… but his father seemed to do just fine without him, so instead he focused his attention to guarding his son. -

dudehamburgersaresoawesome replied to your post: Cake? You’re supposed to answer yes or no only! YOU BROKE THE RULES D:

mechanikalspielzeug:

…DAMN IT I FORGOT— ACK! -spazz-

IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT NOW THE WORLD’S GUNNA END AND I’M NOT GUNNA GET LAID AND ARTHUR’S GOING TO DIE WITHOUT GETTING LAID EITHER AND IVAN’S GUNNA DIE WITHOUT EATING HIS FOOD FIRST AND OH MY GAWD WHAT ABOUT MY LEATHER CHAPS I HAVEN’T PICKED THEM UP FROM THE SHOP WHAT IF SOME ZOMBIE FROM THE APOCALYPSE GETS THEIR GRIMEY HANDS ON THEM THAT’S HIGH QUALITY LEATHER AAHAHAUSGHOESIGLSEIALGFILW

There are now 40 of you. Seriously, where are you all coming from?! \ (o_O) /

But thank you all so much and please ignore half of my posts which either seem to be me sulking or posting hetalia pronz. … Unless that’s what you’re all here for. IS THAT IT?? 

Erm… here! 

-Hopes to God Ludwig doesn’t realize he’s been hanging around his house taking shots… throws at the fangirls and runs away! - 

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